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Post 101

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I will not be throwing the chips in yetsmiley - erm

(our chips = your french fries)
(your chips = oursmiley - crisps


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Post 102

Jabberwock



I saw a chip a-sailing,
A-sailing on the sea


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Post 103

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

was that in tide watching the telly, or out tide near the beech


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Post 104

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Tymne and tyde weight four Norman. Two be shore.


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Post 105

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The Atlantic and the Pacific vied for supremacy, but in the end, the score was tide.


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Post 106

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the Indian ocean could not get a lock in, the pacific rim was to high to get over


teatimesmiley - runsea you latersmiley - okI'll reef you for a while


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Post 107

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Having you go away seems like a terrible clamity. smiley - whistle


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Post 108

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

He's just being shellfish.


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Post 109

Jabberwock




Something smells fishy about all this, (on a *scale* of 1 to 10)

She was only a fishmonger's daughter but she knew her plaice.







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Post 110

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

new BT underwater phone - ling ling! whale oh! who's speaking!


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Post 111

van-smeiter

Do I need to spell it trout? It's van, bless my sole didn't you recognise me? Cod I speak to Prof please? ... Ide like to speak to Prof!

Roe, it is Prof. Sorry, I clam a little hard of herring.


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Post 112

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

My herring's not as good as it oyster be, either. smiley - erm


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Post 113

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Whose talking Pollocks, you are the wreckest ling; good buy!


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Post 114

Jabberwock


Afore ye go the noodle:

Pro wreckest ling or amateur?


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Post 115

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

I'm not on tour-yet. I just lick bad lang wedge.


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Post 116

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

grate! good job eyesore ewe coming darn the rhode, seconda turning by the highland


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Post 117

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Its as gud as red, but knot iph u r redding reading at redding. Particlularlly iph u ryde hand ware a hud.


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Post 118

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

isle kneed an escort to ford the stream and I'll bring rover with me, otherwise axle come on my own


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Post 119

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Are you at anchor or a tanker? Dover Rover over:


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Post 120

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I had a daft dog named Spot the Loony.


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