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Post 121

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

did you heifer have to listen to him telling jokes ?


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Post 122

Reality Manipulator

Sofa so good.

It's sarong to back where you belong.

Sarong, farewell...


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Post 123

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Hal leaf you alone and Al loofer up later


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Post 124

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I hate raking in Autumn. It's beyond beleaf! smiley - grr


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Post 125

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

If u rake in the autumn, where do u keep it? Leaf it a loan, its of no intrest.


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Post 126

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

yew'll have to maple sit about on the beech hand hope the wind blows them away, elm teak a walk while someone else shifts them


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Post 127

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Arfter the weeding Mabel licked her stirrup - there was kno one elsie in the bridle sweet.


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Post 128

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

that'll stop her horsing about - neigh me lad, but she's not very stable


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Post 129

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

But a lot of stallions are hot to trot with her. She's the mane attraction in the barn.


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Post 130

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

quick looksmiley - sadfacemustangsmiley - wahkneed viagra, colt someone go to the doctors four me


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Post 131

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

You covet a vet?


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Post 132

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

knot if he's going to shove a thermometer where they usually dosmiley - laugh


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Post 133

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Butt a smiley - doctor would do that, too. smiley - winkeye


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Post 134

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

arse should say knotsmiley - ermAlf Hart is not a qualified dog tour


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Post 135

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Well, if fever you need a smiley - doctor, I hope you get one of the bedder ones.


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Post 136

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I december a thyme when I haddock a female doc tour, she could tack my blood hen hay timesmiley - drool


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Post 137

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Christmas thyme is very special.
All sorts of savory dishes.
The rapscallions are on their best behavior.
Relatives will be cumin from great distances.
Children will be encouraged to bayleaf in Santa.
Early on Christmas morning, they will creep downstairs gingerly to see what presents they've received.


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Post 138

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Insanity Clause is coming to town.


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Post 139

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

sleigh down! sleigh down! it's only March

he stir is thirst


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Post 140

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I was going to give up Lent for Lent, but then I relented.


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