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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 19, 2008
What do you call a French man who wears sandals?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 19, 2008
What do you call two trees that have grown close together?
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 19, 2008
Phillipe Flop was taking a train. He fell asleep during the taxi ride to the Gare d'Austerlitz, and when he woke up, he discovered that the driver had taken him all the way through the Tunnel, into London and to Waterloo! He said...
...wait for it...
...ce n'est pas la gare!
You'd have to know your Napoleonic history I guess. Then you'd be completely Boneparte by it.
Oh, be like that then. Charlemagne!
I've got a lot of Gaulle!
Don't you get all Sarko with me, now!
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 19, 2008
I suppose I'd better plead for Clemenceau.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 19, 2008
Or am I Petain the cart before the horse?
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 19, 2008
You probably hold be in d'Estaign now.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 19, 2008
I meant hole ME in d'Estain.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 19, 2008
With these puns, I robs Pierre to pay Paul.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 19, 2008
I could go on an' Danton.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 19, 2008
I've got Briand damage now. Better go make a pact with a bowl of Kellogs.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 19, 2008
That lot was an embarassment of Richelieus. (Richelieux?)
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 19, 2008
I've Sun King to low depths now.
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van-smeiter Posted Mar 20, 2008
Enjoyed all your posts Ed but the "Sun king" actually made me laugh out loud- still chuckling as I write Can't think of a pun except for the joke about jumping off the Eiffel Tower and being in Seine. The sun king has really tickled me. I'm still chuckling (and I mean this, I'm not being sarcastic)
Van ing on his way to bed (
Ed)
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Mar 20, 2008
The in Seine French man took his holiday in Egypt because he was in de- Nile. I take my holidays when I Canne, one now would be Nice. That almost took the biscuit.
Still not like that pour Frenchman who ended up in a sewer - they think it was merder anyway he's now being intered for the second time.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 20, 2008
He had nothing Toulouse.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 20, 2008
with no disrespect Kat, this isn't a joke thread, it's just for puns
two shoes between the French and the Italians, haddock have to leaf a hope and mined on it
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