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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 25, 2008
Line from (the great) Eddie Mair on R4's PM programme, re Special Branch surveillance of politicians:
"Sinn Fein say, 'The British government are buggers'."
I almost crashed the car. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 25, 2008
I got the same idea when I watched the movie "The Bank Job." 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 25, 2008
die hard -ly believe anything this government says or does
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Mar 25, 2008
A gud raison knot two vote - the guvurnment always gets in.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 25, 2008
Do the victorious candidates book lodgings
in the Strange Bedfellows Inn?
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 25, 2008
I don't know...but I do no not to confuse 'IVF' with 'UVF'. Now.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 25, 2008
I used to confuse 'pessary' with 'peccary'. One is a South American pig-like animal. The other is...
I can't say.
I used get very embrassed when I visited a zoo. Even more so at the chemist's.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 25, 2008
I'm a regular suppository of useful information, aren't I?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 25, 2008
If hackers use the information highway to steal your identity, does that make them highway robbers?
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 25, 2008
Dunno...But I was stung by a bee today. £10 for a jar of honey!
Reminds me of the time I paid over the odds for a pair of binoculars. They must have seen me coming.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 25, 2008
vicars on the web, net us pray
and the heavens shall open up - what! on a Sunday
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Mar 25, 2008
Vicar E. O'us lykes to get his noughty pleasures on a Punday doing nothing. Least that what he clams.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 25, 2008
shell we bee serious then abart religion oar get cross
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 25, 2008
Vicars? Noughty pleasures? Better not mention the bishopric.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 25, 2008
atishoo atishoo! bless you my son
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 25, 2008
In nomine patre, six hows yer fathers and make mine a bloody mary.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 25, 2008
mary dotes and daisy dotes etc (I think it's something like that?)
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 25, 2008
Everyone knows that Jesus' midle initial was H, as in 'Jesus H Christ'. But few remember that it stood for Harold.
Harold?
Yes, Harold. He was named after his father:
'Our father which art in heaven, Harold be thy name...'
His dad got the angels to announce his birth:
'Hark the Harold angels sing...'
Of course, the sensible money is on Islam. That's where the prophet's to be found. Make mine a djinn and tonic! 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 25, 2008
all
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Mar 26, 2008
I'm off two the docktours with a susspecked terror wrist.. I gess it will be fizzio terror pea and off two de port ayeshun. I kneed a holy day.
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