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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 27, 2008
I used to by my cheese from that famous Palestinian cheesemonger, Cheeses of Nazareth.
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Mar 27, 2008
Fans see Red Leicester, suit table four all left wingers.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 27, 2008
Life is short, so always eat dessert first. If you end up on a dessert island, that's *all* there is to eat anyway. 
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Mar 27, 2008
stressed=desserts
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 27, 2008
sand you very much, four haul these puns
his tory(ill) will remember you all
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Mar 28, 2008
Sew kinned. I wownt embroider, lettus (with a gladsum mind) remain modest.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 28, 2008
wheel have to make a date and I'll not palm you off with cheep
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Mar 28, 2008
Wheel whose round is it? I'm quite frond of , but these daze it is moor whine I imbeyebb.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 28, 2008
January up! August the pubs will be shut, it's my round and can you lends a tenner, till April comes, she owes me
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 28, 2008
Ave atque vino
(Translation: Ale and farewell)
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 28, 2008
Not a pun, per se, but...
This neutron walks into a bar and orders a pint. Barman serves him. Neutron asks, 'How much is that?' Barman says, 'For you - no charge'.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 28, 2008
Duck walks into a bar and orders a pint. Barman says 'That'll be £2.10, please.' Duck says, 'Put it on my bill.'
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 28, 2008
A woman walks into the bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 28, 2008
Penguin walks into the bar and asks,
'Has my brother been in?'
Barman says,
'Dunno. What's he look like?'
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 28, 2008
An Englisman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a priest, a rabbi, a duck, a white horse, a chicken, a lawyer, a blonde, a lightbulb and a frayed piece of string walk into a bar. Barman says,
'What's this meant to be? Some kind of joke?'
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Mar 29, 2008
Wurthy of the grown joek thred. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F2606954?thread=1310633&show=20&skip=560#pi564
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 29, 2008
oar ear!
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Mar 29, 2008
Kwite rite two.
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Mar 29, 2008
I had a luk at yore thred and yo mae lyke two no that the chiken crossed the rode four sum foul re:son.
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