h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The idea of cat Communism gives me paws. It's a tail of woe, fur heaven's sake! Well, maybe not litterally...

the consequences could be cat astrophic

chief sitting tabby say "me how!" you white man, we licked you at little bighorn - paws for thoughtslurp!

It sounds more attractive that Catpitalism.

Especially of the Cat Scratcherite variety. It's a dog eat dog world!

Except when we eat hot dogs.

"Who are you?" the caterpillar said to Alice

just WHAT! do they put in those cat a tonic health drinks

And what about those health foods? Like Mew-sli?

that's a thought

I'll cat nap on that one

tabby or not tabby, that is the question ??

You've got to be kitten!

It's a tail well told.

Those cat puns are meowvelous!
They're good enough to keep me going for nine lives.

I would not adjudicate on any advocate from allocating funds to legally caricature "cat" puns and catchwords

I bet you have a whole catalog of cat puns.

just found
http://www.morewords.com/contains/cat/
you never know

Memorizing such a long list is a tough way to spend a vacation. Even a truncated list.....

A truncated list? Surely that would be a list of elephants. Which sounds like a mammoth task.

If my aunt saw me working at it, she would say "Tusk, tusk!"

She would not want to hear the list that ivory-searched.

hear the list!?? is that by trunk call then ?

but then again, it'll just be dumbo me

Well, now, that's a new wrinkle.

I'm sure the average elephant would find that ear-resistible.

depends, there could be a lot of grey area's