h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Teresa green you know

But when the wolf approaches, they all flee in a-lamb.

I went for a walk in the country, over hill and dale, I went up rosemary hill, but her dad wasn't happy

Sounds like a nice walk, just the same.

The weather is nice, and soon the new graduates will receive their degrees. Someone will play Bach, while laurel wreaths are placed on their heads. The ceremony is called a Bach-a-laureate.

Rackmaninoff! sorry, I have a cold and I'm a bit Delius

Coffee every Thirst-day morning

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Comophobia - Fear of singer Perry

Cloisterphobia - Fear of nuns

Arkology - The study of Noah's boat

Crylogy - The study of tears

A dog not only has a fur coat but also pants.

I work as a baker because I knead the dough.

Pandas are dangerous. If one walks into a saloon, it eats, shoots, and leaves.

they used Panda's in the second world war = panda tanks and tigers of course

Tanks four that, butt you donut have two panda two hour foy balls,

I donut no Y knot.

cuss eats knot write, panda-ing two people

sorry, I've still a kodiac, I'm going to get some lemon and honey,bear with me

I thought you were weeping, but I can see it's snot that.

humphrey boggieart always had colds
for sneeze a jolly good fellow

(old joke)
a casket fell out of an hearse going up an hill, the corpse jumped out, ran in to a chemist asking for something to stop his coughing

It isn't the cough that carries you off,
It's the coffin they carry you off in.

I loved that last post, by the way. It shows a lot of esprit de corpse.

can't be all that goodcoming from Bury

Overlooking it would be a grave mistake, though.

Even worse would be directing contombly at it.

yep! visitors would have to take it intern

This is very intertaining.

I like to keep a bloke buried in his hobby