h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A flock of just told me you're going for cheep laughs.
It's time someone ed your medication levels.
But usually you do eggsellent work, so we shell still hold out hope.

eggactlly! why didn't I think of that and no yolking, plus went to the farm garage, my big hens gone

Your big hen's gone? I can understand how the prospect of laying so many eggs would make some hens chicken out.

Old kings never die; they just get throne away.

I made a snail omelet. It was eggscargot.

The farmer was fowl-mouthed, but his chickens were impeccable.

Chickens can give some people a foul rash.

Chickens don't like to part with their eggs beakcause they are shellfish.

Al Caprawn was a mobster,he caused a lot of nervous wrecks

In prison, he spent a lot of time in the wreckcreation room.

If they co-lapse givem arty fishal reekry-ashun.

will they be riding a motorpike and sidecarp ??

playing a tuna on the radio

Do famous fish get endorsalment deals?

To get a fish's opinion, simply take a pole.

Goodlooking fishermen have a lure. Be careful though, they're not reel - and they might start line to you. They'll either be worms, or try to hook you in. Their heinous flies with never a bait!

Fishing in a river involves patience. There's a lot of wading.

Catching fish behind a boat can be trawl order.

Did the ancient Minnowins collect small fish?

The Lady of the Hake held Excaviar from the water.

I came here to listen to the Trout Quintet, but I think I'm a victim of bait and switch.

whales I hope you all have a good time, don't want to sea you flounder though, but give us a trout if you do

The pike is mightier than the swordfish.

That sounds very fin du siecle.
A tail of woe, in short.
Though maybe not on a large scale.

I've got an itch! hope it's lobsters,a much more refined species of crustacean

Having lobsters crawling on me would drive me shark raving mad!

would have to limpet to the doctors or skate there

I would need medication to tide me over.
Hopefully I would eventually pool through.

halibut you'll get whale soon and not be a bit flat, I'd hake for you to remain sick and not be able to reef the hospital

I can't coral with that atoll.