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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 15, 2008
When an eel bites your hand
with a pain you can't stand
that's a moray.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 15, 2008
gnat's the way ah ha ah ha I like it
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 16, 2008
That joke has a lot of app-eel.
Work your pun magic, and conger up another one. 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 16, 2008
all muscles and prawn, how about brains
manta man etc 12 rounds and no flounder-ing
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 16, 2008
Bring this manatea.
With fronds like that, who needs anemones?
What shell we do next?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 17, 2008
satellite dish ? No! it's heavy
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 17, 2008
Minnow it can be told that whale meet again and in the eel small hours of the morning sittin' on the haddock of the bay.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 17, 2008
I guess we'll have to use that thought to tide us over until then.
Life is a beach sometimes. 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 17, 2008
shore will! and shore is!
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Apr 17, 2008
I wouldn't take that litorally.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 18, 2008
Don't worry, I'm not that gull-ible.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 18, 2008
well I ain't crow-ing either
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Apr 18, 2008
Duck and cover!
Mrs Teasdale: Quick! It's my husband! Duck behind the couch!
(Groucho dives behind couch)
(Husband enters)
(Groucho stands up)
Groucho: There's no duck behind the couch!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 18, 2008
Mrs. Teasdale: I didn't come here to be insulted!
Groucho: No? Where do you usually go?
Unfortunately, there are nuts growing in my family tree.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 18, 2008
How do you change tires on a duck?
With a quackerjack.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 19, 2008
Alaska, but I don't think she's a mechanic
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 19, 2008
Indiana wants me, but she'll have to wait "Della" ain't got a clue what to "wear"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 19, 2008
What famous Russian novel is about a brothel and a farm?
"Whore and Peas."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 21, 2008
Woolverton, Little Bo Sheep, Felice, Uncle Abe Ram, and the rest of the fleecy flock.
It's baa-dminton here, sheep dipping there, brunching and lunching everywhere.
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