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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 1, 2008
Arsenal! Aldershot all the deserters and Wakefield Marshal Montgomery up
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 3, 2008
haddock you seen the new skate-ing rink just being built, no codding! it's mas-fish, they've been carping on halibut it in the press
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 3, 2008
Ice suspect they'll be whaling about it before long.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 3, 2008
with a lot of disrespect! to certain Canadians
I hope it gets a "SEAL" of approval
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Apr 4, 2008
Half Man Half Biscuit A3064934 song:
Me and my girl - Seal clubbing...
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 4, 2008
cooowell!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 4, 2008
Sounds like a 
seal-lection. The perpetraitors should be pelted.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Apr 4, 2008
Ooh! Ooh! I know another song about pinnipeds:
You walrus hurt the one you love...
(goo-goo ga-joob)
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Apr 4, 2008
And then there's The Warrior Song...
Warrior you wanna make those eyes at me for...
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 5, 2008
harpy talk - talk about things you like to do
weigh down upon the swanee river
glug
glug
glug
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 5, 2008
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 5, 2008
I left my heart in San Francisco
+
I_______I
can't do a gravestone
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 6, 2008
I took a tour of Northern Canada, but Nunavut was what I expected.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Apr 7, 2008
Oh, excellent! 
I swear this one's a true story:
Many years ago, I was crossing Canada by train. In Ontario we spent many hours passing a large body of water. I said to a fellow passenger in the observation car,
'Maaan! I thought that Lake Ontario was a great lake, but this one's Superior.'
And she said,
'Oh? Why do you think that?'
It was almost Erie.
Ah well, that's all. Huron your own now.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 11, 2008
Sea Eeled With A Kiss
Clam Every Mountain
When You Fish Upon A Star
It Haddock Be You
You Walrus Hurt The One You Love
Salmon Janet Evening
Nearer My Cod To Thee
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat
Oyster Parade
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 11, 2008
Shad but true. 
There are many fine dining spots in the desert because of the sandwiches there.
After Thieu was thrown out of Vietnam, he went to share an apartment with Juan peron. This just proves that Thieu can live as cheaply as Juan
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 11, 2008
They've found me, so before I go into hiding I shall tell thee some of that which I know about...The Great Cat Communist Conspiracy!!!!!
Yes, it's a little known fact that communism is a feline conspiracy. Just look at the great communist leaders, Fidel Catstro, Chairman Meow, Leonin and the co-author of the communist manifesto, Karl Manx!!!!!!!!!!
I admit that Joseph Starling wasn't a cat, but he was never intended as the leader of the CCCP, Leo Troutsky was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh, There here...
...
...
..Umm, forget everything I said just meow, I mean now, obviously, while communism is a purrfect form of government, and anything created by us, by cats, anything created by cats would of course be purrfect there is no evidence what so ever of a conspiracy.
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