h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I agree, that would be in Seine

Ouse to blame then ? and summers gone it's getting Calder out

Running past the toilets is Italy's Po river.

Isn't Charles ning through Boston, paulh?

The Charles is pretty low in its channel right now, so "run" isn't the best word for what it does. Let's chuck it.

- Chuck Norris?
- Sure, be my guest

chuck Norris into the water could hurt his Ganges

Wasn't there a river in America where all the free love folk of the 60s finally became monogomous and married? The Mrs. Hippie?

The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.

Criminals who fall into the mud have to come clean sooner or later.

A friend told me he dug a hole in my backyard and filled it with water. I thought he meant well.

If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck don't Crimea river.

Charles fell into the meat grinder. Now he's ground Chuck.

*cruel joke alert*

all the kids looked down into the meat grinder
except for Bob
he looked up

the river of no return ? how will it get back then

"There's a scale at the end of the rainbow."

"How do you know that?"

"I was listening to a song: 'Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.'"

A giant gorilla found in Vietnam said, "Me-Kong".

Hackensack and you'll never be able to carry anything in it

What do rivers av-on their banks?

Will-ows us an answer.