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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 10, 2011
Did you go out with her off-Finn?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 10, 2011
bet your only codding
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 10, 2011
What's that? My herring aint so good
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U695218 Posted Aug 11, 2011
Pollocks. I'll have to mullet over.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 11, 2011
carping on, I know my plaice and I like to keep it bream and shiny
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 11, 2011
I would clean my plaice too if I didn't have cramps in my calves. I hope you have no beef with that
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2011
A karate school restaurant served mainly chops.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2011
Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2011
He was so pickled that he was hard of herring.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2011
A fisherman took pain pills because of a persistent haddock.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2011
Everyone got plastered for the Beethoven rehearsal. It was the bottom of the Ninth, chorus tight, basses loaded.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2011
A man who rode in a carpool felt sick whenever they passed under a certain tunnel. His doctor diagnosed this as carpool tunnel syndrome.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2011
Writer's cramp is also known as Authoritis.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 11, 2011
A conservative old owl decided to learn penmanship so he could become a novelist. The lessons went well, as he was so writewing.
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U695218 Posted Aug 11, 2011
The aforementioned owl being a headmaster, was a beak!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 11, 2011
gym mistress was a old crow
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 11, 2011
metaphor about 10 minutes
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 12, 2011
I never metaphor I didn't like.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 12, 2011
We went to the owls convention and it was a real hoot.
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