h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

will it disappear again with a cutback? if so, you seem to have the right government for it

or is a cutback what you get when you get stabbed in the back?

Whether you use a keyboard or a knife be careful with your back slash.

He and his partner made knives, and they shared a cut.

Wally wanted a career with a big hamburger chain but he got into a pickle when he couldn't cut the mustard.

The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side.

A knight put his armour round his lady.

My brother saved money by shaving his head rather than going to the barber. You might say he was making cutbacks.

Ancient vessels lacked stability because there were no rudders in the days of yaw.

To noble steeds with horse sense and stable thinking, hippocracy is not hypocrisy.

Is fear of sliced bacon irrational?

He made good fruitcake but he was one slice short of a loaf.

When the mayor wanted to slash the budget he turned to a fund razor.

"When they told me you put bacon in everything, I didn't believe you. But now I see you even put it in cakes."

"That's because I use bacon powder."

Sow, I don't want to boar you or cramp your sty-le, but I suspect someone has been telling some porkies.

Pleiades, they're called brakes and they'll stop the car

Nova-y don't star-t! There's too much space!

I planet'ed it earlier on

Everyone was hungry so we had the pig roaster going full boar.

When the inept actor tried to steal a farmer's omelet with greens, the ham was collard in short order.

You can only see the stars on a finite.