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Post 6661

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

will it disappear again with a cutback? if so, you seem to have the right government for it

or is a cutback what you get when you get stabbed in the back?

smiley - pirate


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Post 6662

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Whether you use a keyboard or a knife be careful with your back slash.


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Post 6663

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He and his partner made knives, and they shared a cut.


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Post 6664

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Wally wanted a career with a big hamburger chain but he got into a pickle when he couldn't cut the mustard.


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Post 6665

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The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side.


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Post 6666

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A knight put his armour round his lady.


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Post 6667

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My brother saved money by shaving his head rather than going to the barber. You might say he was making cutbacks.


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Post 6668

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Ancient vessels lacked stability because there were no rudders in the days of yaw.


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Post 6669

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To noble steeds with horse sense and stable thinking, hippocracy is not hypocrisy.


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Post 6670

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Is fear of sliced bacon irrational?


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Post 6671

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He made good fruitcake but he was one slice short of a loaf.


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Post 6672

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When the mayor wanted to slash the budget he turned to a fund razor.


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Post 6673

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

"When they told me you put bacon in everything, I didn't believe you. But now I see you even put it in cakes."

"That's because I use bacon powder."


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Post 6674

U695218


Sow, I don't want to boar you or cramp your sty-le, but I suspect someone has been telling some porkies.
smiley - porkpie


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Post 6675

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Pleiades, they're called brakes and they'll stop the car


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Post 6676

U695218



Nova-y don't star-t! There's too much space!


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Post 6677

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I planet'ed it earlier on


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Post 6678

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Everyone was hungry so we had the pig roaster going full boar.


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Post 6679

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When the inept actor tried to steal a farmer's omelet with greens, the ham was collard in short order.


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Post 6680

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You can only see the stars on a finite.


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