h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They do if tea is their bag.

This thread's gone to pot. I can feel trouble brewing!

we'll have to kettle all the puns in one place

I'll pot the kettle on for some herbal tea and then pot Herb Albert on the record player

I call my fax machine 'Bob Marley' because it keeps jammin.

A guy who made pots for a living fell on hard times and became a pan handler.

A kettle on the stove was singing 'Home on the Range'.

Why is tea so therapeutic? Because boiling the water raises your self of steam.

Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.

Followers of coffee include the Church of Latte Day Saints.

My uncle Bob whenever he was a boy scout and finished any of the "bob a job" tasks would say to his clients "Bob's your uncle" especially if they asked to have a bob style hair cut.

Members of the coffee soiree group would wake up and smell the coffee and make sure that there were never latte for their turn at serving coffee and cakes either at their coffee mornings or evenings but if only was person was serving a lot of people they would get into a frappe.

Has this ground to a halt?

The way i read these grounds this thread will never come to a stand still, but a mobile still is to be preferred anyway lest the customs find it

Overheard in a third-rate diner:

"This coffee tastes like mud!"

"It should. It was ground this morning."

Should go down very well with a Mississippi Mud Pie

muddy waters sings the blues and just flows along

I wonder if the blue Danube holds any muddy waters

the Yellow river might or it could be in de'Nile

Don't let us descend to being Volga on this thread.