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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 26, 2011
Did you hear about the cat who ate some cheese, and waited outside a mousehole with baited breath?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 26, 2011
I know my plaice and never argue with pool 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 26, 2011
General Grant, but what if he wasn't allowed
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 26, 2011
You're requied to speak when you come in her. Silence isn't aloud.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 26, 2011
that'll shut the call girl up
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 26, 2011
I gave her a ring and confused her.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 26, 2011
I (w)rang her, but she was already dry
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 26, 2011
I took my laundry to the closeline, but it was already closed.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 26, 2011
I saw a laundrymat, I thought! what a funny name for a man
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U695218 Posted Jul 27, 2011
I refuse to be be-Daz-zled, but I'll go along with the Tide of things for a spin. We can iron out any problems later.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 27, 2011
surf's up, omo you don't, you can't swim.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 27, 2011
The truanting Ringwraiths often referred to themselves as 'The Nah-school'.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 27, 2011
An hobbituary to Tolkien appeared in each of the major newspapers, all had a familiar ring to them.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 27, 2011
I keep reading 'The Lord of the Rings' over and over. I guess it's just force of hobbit.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 27, 2011
Did you hear about the fight at a local Laundromat? A washing machine beat the dirt out of a diaper.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 27, 2011
His job was to fix washing machines in a never-ending cycle but the last not he couldn't figure out how to fix so he threw in the towel.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 27, 2011
rerun alert!
I chose the name Pierce The Pirate because it has a nice ring to it
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 27, 2011
Most reruns are safe enough, but that one may be daggerous.
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U695218 Posted Jul 27, 2011
Most pirate re-runs are not a patch (eye) on the originals and are, plankly, quite boring.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 27, 2011
There's a pirate song that mentions "Dead Man's Chest," which was an island. It was lacking many things, but not deco-rum.
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