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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 23, 2011
I'd like to see an elephant get down from a duck. 
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U695218 Posted Jul 23, 2011
I think you'll find ducks walking on the web-(bed feet they have). Of course you have to be quackers to believe that!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 23, 2011
How can you tell if your doctor is a quack? Is his bill too big?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 23, 2011
yours might be
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 23, 2011
They won't know who robbed the Scotch factory until they check the tape.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 23, 2011
Bill the duck of Billericay favourite game to play is Billiards and he likes ducking and diving through the game and when paying for his drinks he always says to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.'
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 23, 2011
When the window-shade specialist got married, his bride was also a maid of awner.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 24, 2011
The young couple decided to get married on horseback. They did it on a bridal path.
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U695218 Posted Jul 24, 2011
The briadal path of course went closeby the church St.Allion.
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U695218 Posted Jul 24, 2011
Local dignitary the Mare, attended too.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 24, 2011
sadly the mare was very hoarse on this otherwise so happy occasion
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 24, 2011
decided to get married, all she did was nag nag nag, so he bolted off
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 24, 2011
A jockey wanted to be the city mare but things kept stallion until he got nagged.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 24, 2011
Young horses need a stable environment where they are free to foal up and be reined in before they come to serious harm.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 24, 2011
A bride-to-be got a hoarse throat walking in the rain to her bridal shower.
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U695218 Posted Jul 24, 2011
My goodness! Look at those church towersmoving on wheels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It must be a ........................................................................................................steeple chase
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 24, 2011
The architect ran out of material before the church was finished. Parishioners were dumbfounded when they saw that a tall hill was where the steeple should have been. As it was, it was a steep-hill.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 24, 2011
about time they sang "hers" and not "hymns"
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 24, 2011
The church janitor was also the organist, and had to watch his keys and pews and settled church disputes with canons.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 24, 2011
Our Lady of Perpetual Motion Convent received a government subsidy for their fleet of minivans because they qualified as a mass transit system and there was crazed insect discovered in the organic garden of their convent was found nun compost mantis.
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