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U695218 Posted Jul 21, 2011
After eating one of Bach's Brandenburgers, do you order one of his Orchestral Suites?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 21, 2011
I have symphony for you if you do, they taste terrible
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 21, 2011
On a different note we could go to Bayreuth and have some of Mrs Wagner's pies instead
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 21, 2011
I sometimes listen to recordings of the Hamburg Telemann Orchestra. For dessert, I enjoy the Paris (pears) Quartets.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 21, 2011
You can spice up your lunch menu with spiced luncheon meat and when out on a picnic take with you some cd's of Meatloaf as you eat slices of meatloaf and beef up it up with slices of cold roast beef and bully beef sandwiches.
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U695218 Posted Jul 21, 2011
After a long sojurn in the desert lands of Finchley, Hallelujia was heard as someone came across Handel's Water Music.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 21, 2011
Handel's Water Music is great for canoe'dling to
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 21, 2011
Someone spliced togetyher Handel's Water Music with his Fireworks Music. They called it "Firewater Music."
I'll drink to that! 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 22, 2011
Händel with care!
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U695218 Posted Jul 22, 2011
Handel's favourite washing detergent was Purcell.(Persil)
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 22, 2011
Handel with care, bit late now he's dead
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 22, 2011
I'll be Bach when I'm less Bizet (busy) after my Dvorak (walk) through the woods where some of my fellow ramblers will be Hayden (hiding) then get my Chopin Liszt (shopping list) to buy my weekly groceries including a door Handel.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 22, 2011
Memories of water in the basement came flooding back and I then remembered of other times when I visited a farm and asked if their water was healthy and they replied it was well water and the time when the plumber explained that the problem in my kitchen was just water under the fridge.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 22, 2011
I made video tapes of the flooding in my basement and asked Bob Dylan to write the screen music
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 22, 2011
There are screens in my windows, but they don't make music. Maybe they belong to the days of the silent screen.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 22, 2011
I looked at my window and realized I needed a mac - it was pouring down outside
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 22, 2011
captain goes down with the boat - waterway to go
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 23, 2011
Does down pour?.
Sorry, never mind. If it didn't there wouldn't be downpours. 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2011
you can't get down from an elephant, only ducks
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 23, 2011
*ducks*
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