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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 16, 2011
love the biplane
triplane - how would it get in the courthouse
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 16, 2011
Are there any snails in this french restaurant?
Oh yes, they are disguised as waiters
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U695218 Posted Jul 16, 2011
Oh waiter, regarding the food left on the table. Please baguette and I'll take it home with me.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 16, 2011
I hear that the owner of this bakery has wealthy parents."
"yes, he's well-bread."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 16, 2011
Norm always veered from the Norm.
Ernest tried his earnest to enjoy reading the play, 'The Importance of being (Earnest) Ernest'.
Ernie earned a lot of money.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 16, 2011
Bi-planes are best made using wood from plane trees.
The people in Brain-tree in Essex, are very brain-y.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 16, 2011
their dogs however are known to usually bark up the wrong trees
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 16, 2011
"There's a dogwood tree in front of my house."
"How do you know it's a dogwood tree?"
"Because of its bark."
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 16, 2011
was lassie in space a dog star ?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 17, 2011
I don't want to be the veterinarian who space Lassie
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U695218 Posted Jul 17, 2011
Lassie docked in space: it was a sad tail.
(To dock a tail=to cut it off).
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 17, 2011
Mister Spock was bacon Ms Piggy to re-enact 
s in space 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 17, 2011
you can't be sirius!
(McEnroe)
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 17, 2011
I beg to dipper
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U695218 Posted Jul 17, 2011
Asteroids:
a rather painful space condition.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 17, 2011
Asteroids are found where the sun doesn't shine.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 17, 2011
Douglas rides his chestnut coloured horse by the nearby woods where Douglas Fir and Horse chestnut trees grow.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 17, 2011
Sirius Black wore black leathers when he rode his magical flying bike and when he got in a black moo, all it took were a house full of the people, and eating Molly Weasley's cooking and to Make Sirius Black siriusly happy and laugh at the pranks of the Weasley's twins.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 17, 2011
Sorry for the mistake it should have read:
Sirius Black wore black leathers when he rode his magical flying bike and when he got in a black mood, all it took were a house full of the people, and eating Molly Weasley's cooking and to Make Sirius Black siriusly happy and laugh at the pranks of the Weasley's twins.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 17, 2011
we allow mistakes here Katplus sirloin and rump
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