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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 17, 2011
Speaking of cuts of beef......
On a hot day, does London broil?
If you crossed a cow with an iceberg, would steak tips peak out of the surface of the sea?
Can you drink coffee with a T-bone steak?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 18, 2011
steak houses don't last long
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 18, 2011
They served strip steaks and rice pilaf at the topless bar where the detectives on the police force observed suspects dining,it was their favorite steak out.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 18, 2011
Put a piece of beef between two pieces of bread and you have a bull-only sandwich.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 18, 2011
I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 18, 2011
An explosion at the meat packing plant caused quite a meatier shower.
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U695218 Posted Jul 18, 2011
Those who expose their midriff are likely to suffer from bellydraft!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 18, 2011
My attention spam is short this time of year anyway. 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 18, 2011
Nothing is shorter than the memory of a gold
What was that 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 18, 2011
I talked to a pig, but it didn't pork back
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 18, 2011
Maybe it was a silent philosopher pig, who was thinking:
"I think, therefore I ham."
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U695218 Posted Jul 19, 2011
Of those two pigs, one was rasher than the other.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 19, 2011
the 
went to the theatre and 
red in the role of Hamlet
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 19, 2011
it wore a pork pie hat while hiding in an hambush
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 19, 2011
I got a 'ackney cab from Beth-nal Green with Beth to go to an 'ackney Green skin specialist to treat our ackney (acne) spots.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 19, 2011
As I was drinking my triple malted milkshake and eating a bacon sarnie as I searched online for facts about William Shake-speare whilst listening to the music of the Shake-speare's Sister, I read that Sir Francis Bacon was reputed to have written some of the plays of William Shake-speare.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 19, 2011
if the actor was lousy could you call sir bacon a ham writer?
speaking of hams: if i had a hammer - there wouldn't be any folk singers 
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U695218 Posted Jul 19, 2011
Pigs are one of the most irritating animals: hence they give us scratchings.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 19, 2011
Isn't that a rather rash remark?
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U695218 Posted Jul 19, 2011
Only if uttered by people dwelling near a bay and guilty of being con artists, yes ba-con.
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