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U695218 Posted Jul 27, 2011
At the mediaeval black death outbreak, some bishops were heard to utter, " Die, oh cease."
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 27, 2011
The bishop went to France, dined on the local cuisine, became 
and was defrogged 
PS: And with these words I bid you all good night 
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U695218 Posted Jul 27, 2011
Goodnight from the French lady architect and geometry expert, Joan of Arc.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 27, 2011
Maybe his eyesight has Petered out lately.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 27, 2011
pirate ? is that how much one is 
or to hire one ?
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U695218 Posted Jul 28, 2011
That last post from Prof. has gone straight pasty my eyes and and made me puff. As a non mathematician, I'm also ignorant of pie.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 28, 2011
I have to confess pie is not my prime number either
Maybe you could trade it in for some Irish stew at O'
nigans?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 28, 2011
Tony attempted to join his thin crust pizza company with Zimo's Thick Crust Pizza, but somehow it didn't pan out.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 28, 2011
Trying to steel himself, Al attempted to iron out his business problems but was a little bit rusty.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 28, 2011
A pie went for an audition for a part in a play. The casting agent told him he performed well, but it was more of a sausage roll.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 28, 2011
A stewed chef sat pie-eyed as the crusty judge took his caraway, a punnish mint a long thyme cumin.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 28, 2011
To stay fit priests exorcises and they make sure they use the correct syn-tax and when they makes a mistake in church it's a clerical error.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 28, 2011
Where do crows hold religious service?
In a cawthedral
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 28, 2011
I bet the sermons are held by cardinals
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 28, 2011
I bet the sermons are delivered by cardinals
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 28, 2011
is the cardinals hands ?
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U695218 Posted Jul 29, 2011
Today's sermon is given by Jay Lenno.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 29, 2011
related to jay walker ?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 29, 2011
sermon as in Trout? or as in a 
called Wanda?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 29, 2011
The recessional is Schubert's Trout quintet.
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