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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 4, 2010
diesel fitter
no they won't
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 4, 2010
So did the great film star Ava Lanche.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 4, 2010
Last night I ate Middle Eastern food, and this morning I falafel.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 4, 2010
parsnips are only carrots without a suntan
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 5, 2010
Thank you, sir, for your parsnipitation in this thread. 
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted Dec 5, 2010
get your kicks on root sixty six
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 5, 2010
if we are lucky we may find a fork in the road spoon aknife
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 5, 2010
Peking duck isn't 
playing hide and seek
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 5, 2010
Arnie was having argument with Barn-ey about his habit of barn-storming over the barn whenever he was going to attend the annual barn dance in Barn-staple.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 5, 2010
Barn-ey loved collecting barn-acles that he found on his sailing boat which drive other people barmy.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 6, 2010
I went to an auction at the marina and got a great boat on sail.
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U695218 Posted Dec 6, 2010
I sea.
I hope you didn't buy any junk.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 6, 2010
I went to a yard sale, they told me to foot off and I only came away with 2ft 6ins
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 6, 2010
oh and apologies for delay.
Welcome to the pun domain Lapishappy punning my friend
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 7, 2010
I've often wondered why people would want to sell their yards anyway....
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 7, 2010
it takes high morals to sell elastic bands by the yard
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U695218 Posted Dec 7, 2010
I'll have to think of a MEASURED reply to that one, as a RULE I don't have to deal with any red-TAPE.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 7, 2010
Elastic bands are great, but I wish they wouldn't play so loudly. 
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 7, 2010
Mac was wearing his mac when he was on his mac computer, as he watched an online video of the song "Mac the Knife".
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