h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

there was a counter act, because they didn't have a stage to act on

now that's what i call counter productive

and it's not like they produced many counters

I've failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.

Then there was the dictator who wanted to conquer the world, but was delayed while counting the feet of his soldiers. His was a toe-tally tarrying regime.

counter manned, sexist again and counterspy - there's one! a counter hiding behind the plantpot

All these counting puns are making my brain addled.

we'd best shelve them then eh!

Are tuna musical fish?

The shock of finding the Count finding the he had so much money after he had finished counting all his money and getting all the numbers solutions write when he was watching Countdown.

After Ised the microfiche at the library, I got the freezer food shop and buy fiche to be cooked in the microwave oven.

Are tuna musical fish ? yep!! they have sole

They practise singing their scales endlessly!

hot tuna and salsa - both delicious and musical

Handel's water music on rye

Neptune would like to learn how to play more instruments, but his hands are tide.

I'm sure that if Neptune surfed the net, he'd be able to wave that problem aside.

i hear the little mermaid was able to play neptune like a cheap concertina: every time she asked for something he would fold

it was a trident tested 3 pronged spear

(without the mistakes) After I used the microfiche at the library, I went the freezer food shop and bought fiche to be cooked in the microwave oven.

Mercury is in retro-grade again, so it will be time to listen to Fred Mercury records played on retro radiograms as the mercury on outdoor thermomters will go down.