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Post 4661

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I've got a foot, but I don't use it as a rule


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Post 4662

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I call my foot Archy. smiley - smiley


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Post 4663

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Well that's step in right direction.


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Post 4664

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

does he toe the line, ankle drag his heels


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Post 4665

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Well, he manages to stay instep with the rest of me. smiley - smiley


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Post 4666

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

but did the little piggy go wee wee wee all the way home ?


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Post 4667

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Yes, but I'd rather not boar you with the details.


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Post 4668

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

when at sea, do pigs ear a sow'wester


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Post 4669

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

err! WEAR a sow'westersmiley - ermsmiley - ermthen again, they could hear a wind


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Post 4670

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Mae West farts.


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Post 4671

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Mae West wanted to write music, but now she's just decomposing.


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Post 4672

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

underground music's not a very good cellar to a live audience


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Post 4673

Reality Manipulator

If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler.


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Post 4674

Reality Manipulator

The duke and the count had a fight. The duke was down for the count.


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Post 4675

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Counting all letters will bring you eventually to count.....s-s


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Post 4676

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

who's on first base and what's on second


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Post 4677

Reality Manipulator

Bob the bobcat was bobbing along to the hairdresser to have his wig given a bob style haircut for a few bobs.


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Post 4678

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I think Count Letters was the editor of my school newspaper. smiley - erm


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Post 4679

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Count onme and Count meout were at odds


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Post 4680

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We need someone to counter that last pun.


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