h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I went off surprise peas, I got chapped legs

Peas have their eyes tested in an Ipod.

Mothers everywhere want their children to give peas a chance.

To photograph peas, you need a good try pod.

Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.

It's tough to be in the computer business when the chips are down.

I ordered potatoes in the canteen but had to send them back. They were chipped.

Vegetables rarely form orchestras, though they can usually manage to beet the drums.

the yams came out on strike, they were in a onion. But there was a conflict and the police said Irish stew (I arrest you)

I was recommended by friend Ham that the best place for the best gammon ham was a butchers in West Ham, and when there I had a butchers at their over cold meats and was surpised that they stocked ham bones which I got to make a soup stock with.

I ham very surprised about that!

I could beef it it up a little, if I wasn't too chichen

I bet that you're poultry in motion when you move.

used to, but too stuffed now

happens to the best of us at thanksgiving, said the turkey

we don't celebrate thanksgiving, so I ducked out of it, eider other things to do

We always have leftovers from Thanksgiving, but rarely do we have rightovers.

we have right of way, but does way know this and way down upon the Swanee river, wont the weights sink ?

"i sink zey vil", as the german pronounced it

Smartly dressed poultry would be called chic hens.

He was almost persuaded to invest in a poultry farm, but chickened out at the last minute

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.