h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nelson Eddy was a maelstrom. Jeannette McDonald was a femaelstrom

Pinocchio ran off to London and met up with Eliza Dolittle (Garn!). She began singing about how nice it would be if she could be warm in the Winter. The song was called "Wooden it be loverly"

Godzilla studied with Yoda. He wanted to bcome a Jedi Monster.

I'm thinking of studying aerodynamics, but there's a chance I'll go into meteorology instead.

It's still up in the air.

When will it rain?
In dew time.

Puns about a great restaurant clef:

Rest assured that his dishes are supported by an excellent bar. Try his salmon, which is served without scales. Sides include mashed partitas and cheese pizzacatos. Try Allegro coffee with your meal. Aria satisfied? Select from the dessert menu, which will arrive within a minuet. His Viennese forte is the height of de-cadence. Or enjoy his key lime pie. After you leave, we hope you will praise hymn on social media

"great restaurant clef"

becomes Michelin Star Chef after cooking a meal at the end of a recital

A clever named his restaurant "Michelin". I had a steak as tough as a tyre there

The assistant chef is called Susan. She's the Sue Chef

I fell off my bicycle

It had a pun'cture

Where do Tenors go on holiday?
Tenor-rife!

I was the section leader for the tenors in my choral group. Our motto was "The few, the loud, the tenors"

A llama was sitting with Rama and Quasimodo on a subway train when they got to talking and realized they had what it took to become a pop group. So they formed the group Rama, Llama, Ding Dong.

Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.

In this thread, we have more "pungent"'s than punwomen
Come on ladies, join us punters

Al Freshco hates eating indoors!

Pungent gents rode on their tandem as they rode to a tanned gent (tangent).

The bicycle maker threw a tangent (tantrum) because the parts didn't fit

When I was a kid my dad would cram me into an old tyre and send me rolling down a hill.

Those were good years.

I used to cycle to work!

It infuriated my wife

I worked from home

What do you calla one-eyed cyclist?

A cyclops

Science 101:

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