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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 13, 2023
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 13, 2023
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 14, 2023
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Apr 14, 2023
So you're not being driven around in a Rolls Royce Porniche then?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 14, 2023
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 14, 2023
I bet he drove a hard bargain regarding his wages
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 14, 2023
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Apr 17, 2023
News headline: 'Sonic the Hedgehog firm in talks to buy Angry Birds'
Makes sense. I wouldn't expect Sonic to be a weak negotiator, especially with those birds. Just wondering if the Pigs are the ones selling.
Anti-climax alarm! Turns out they meant that Sega is buying Rovio...
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 17, 2023
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 19, 2023
Parade organizer: you can put flags on your floats, but you don't have to. In other words, you can waive the flags.
Organizer: I need an outdoor space for an after-ski party. My guests are very health-conscious, and would like access to fresh springwater.
Park manager: I have just the spot for you. There is a spring, but this is December, so technically it's winter water, which doesn't flow.
Party organizer: Icy.
Quasimodo went to ring the bell one morning and found that it had been stolen. When he reported the theft, he received the No Bell Prize.
Husband: Why are you brewing beverages in the radiatorof your car?
Wife: Because it's a Model Tea.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Apr 28, 2023
The French Gite d'Etape didn't have a doorbell. Instead, they had a sign saying 'Noquons d'Or!'
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 29, 2023
First cowboy: Why is that actor performing on the roof of that stage coach?
Second cowboy: He's doing a one act play. He's on the stage that's on the coach
Scientist: I've noticed that people who drink milk are not bothered as much by tick bites. it's because milk contains lacktick acid
Why did Prospero get such good TV reception? Because he had Ariel.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 8, 2023
Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 9, 2023
The new zookeeper had some strange ideas. He made female apes wear bikinis made from summer squash. He called them zookinis. He put a directory of the zoo at the entrance and called it zoos who. He had the attendants ties brooms to the alpha lion's tail at sundown expecting that the lion sweeps tonight. He put the giraffes in a special enclosure with statues of dinosaurs and called it Giraffic Park. He had a special sale of Penguin books in front of the penguins' enclosure. He hired a comic to tell jokes in front of the hyenas' cage. Even if the jokes weren't funny, at least the hyenas would laugh.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted May 10, 2023
Did he check the seals for leakage though?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 10, 2023
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted May 10, 2023
And the lion received a badger of honour.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 10, 2023
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 12, 2023
You're my thyme favourite herbalist.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 12, 2023
Basil and Rosemary were always jealous..
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