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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 3, 2021
I eat spring onions before going on walks.
I like a little spring in my step.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 3, 2021
The Robin redbreast always keeps a breast of the tweets on Twitter.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 3, 2021
I spring into action when I am doing my annual spring cleaning which puts a spring into my step.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 3, 2021
I stay on the sunny side of the road when I am talking to my neighbour Sunny (Sonny) who has a sunny disposition.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 3, 2021
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 3, 2021
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 4, 2021
Hens keep fit by eggs-ercising and they keep their pecker up when they are keeping other hens in their pecking order.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 4, 2021
Captain Marvel and Captain Marvel always want a double shot of eggs-presso in their cappuccino coffees.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 4, 2021
I have French Fries with my fried toast, fried eggs and bacon whenever there's a sunny day. I always have my eggs, sunny-side up.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 5, 2021
The old fisher to his young grandson: - I am confused. Your teacher claims you've been trolling. And that you used a net for that. Don't you know you need fishing lines for trolling?
[You may want to google 'trolling' and 'fishing' to understand this ]
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 5, 2021
What do you call a cave man who takes forever to get anywhere?
A meanderthal
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 5, 2021
What kind of mutant attracts metal?
Magneto with his magnetic personality.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 5, 2021
Netty put up her nets (lace curtains) on her living room windows.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Apr 6, 2021
She washed them, because they were quite fishy.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 6, 2021
A cow with super powers would be a mootant.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 6, 2021
The kitchen chefs knew their onions when they adding them to their omelettes and salads. They cracked on at a high speed when preparing and cooking omelettes and scrambled eggs. The chefs were egged on by the Benedict the Benedictine monk to speed up the time in preparing souffles and the eggs Benedict for the monks order.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 6, 2021
What do you call a failed dairy farm?
An udder disaster
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 6, 2021
Dairy air smells of cows derrières.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 7, 2021
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 8, 2021
When it’s raining, a turtles goes to a shell-ter where they go and take shell-fies.
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