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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 23, 2024
h2g2 must be some kind of free range thing. It's very un-stable 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 1, 2024
NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.
They're calling it the Apollo G
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 1, 2024
have stopped crossing the road.
They now call a ewe-ber ...
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 2, 2024
Why do people pick their nose ?
When they were born with one ?????
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jul 5, 2024
Every boy wants an excavator for Christmas
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 8, 2024
I want a cavator. Why would I want an excavator?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 16, 2024
My friend Cory Ander gave me some sage advice: Only serve cilantro to half of your guests. Because the other half will loathe it 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 16, 2024
Best advice you can give anyone is:- Don't die on a Friday! You'll have worked a week for nothing 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 19, 2024
Sound advice - but that ain't no pun, Mister! 
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jul 30, 2024
Is 'plosion' a viable alternative word for TNT?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 30, 2024
Pierre! I stand corrected 
back to thinking of puns!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 12, 2024
Grandma went to harvest potatoes in her garden and in order to avoid repercussions to her knees from kneeling on the ground she got herself some reaper cushions
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 15, 2024
Dickens: - It was the Best of Times, it was the Wurst of Times ...
German butcher: - I never sausage nonsense
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 15, 2024
Fortune teller! --- I never sausage this coming
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 23, 2024
What do you call a guy who stinks at wordplay?
A pungent pun gent.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 23, 2024
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 23, 2024
Can February March? No, but April May.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 23, 2024
A bisexual buddhist had his teeth done. It was tran-zen-dental ...
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 3, 2024
Two tanned gents went off a tangent when riding a tandem.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted 5 Weeks Ago
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