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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 6, 2024
Dear elk. Not to be pedantic, but that is not a pun.
You may want to take it over to Prof's thread "Jest'er joke or two". Or just go there for a laugh or two 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 6, 2024
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The bank robber used a pun to shoot a guard
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 8, 2024
A small glass with a mixture of rum, citrus and sugar is called a Punchlein in German.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 10, 2024
Cheese lovers descend on to Blackpool in October to watch the Blackpool Hallouminations (Illuminations).
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 11, 2024
I love cheese retrieved from the black pool as much as any other cheese. (Not at all)
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 11, 2024
y puns always make this Danish 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 11, 2024
Thick student! Ah! Y questions first eh!
What's your name ? That comes under the hard questions 
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 13, 2024
To cheer up anyone who is feeling sad, give them houmous as it will help them become houmous-erous (humorous).
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 13, 2024
(Aside: In Danish 'husmus' is the common mouse (latin: Mus Musculus) and means 'house mouse' )
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 13, 2024
I thought it was blood ? but it's snot
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 15, 2024
So Mus Musculus isn't a very large sparrow flexing its flyceps
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 15, 2024
(Aside: I'm still wondering why it isn't named Mus Minusculus 
)
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 15, 2024
Maybe they don't know whether it is in or out?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 4, 2024
Sorry! Can't stop to talk
musket going, co's I'm due at the gun club shooting range...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 4, 2024
Okay, I'll have your shot then 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 6, 2024
As he grew older Hopalong Cassidy became so long in the face the townspeople began calling him Oblong Cassidy 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 6, 2024
I had a Covid shot! bloody vermin 
cough! cough!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 16, 2024
A woman set fire to all her bills etc - she was called Bernadette
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 17, 2024
I laundered my money and whitewashed my debt ceiling
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 17, 2024
My money was put into an offshore account
Due to global warming, sea rising!
It sank
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