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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 21, 2023
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 22, 2023
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 11, 2023
The economic slowdown in China is a Dongguan shame
There's flooding along the Kern River in California. Old Man River keeps on rolling along.
In science class, the teacher asked me to explain the Uncertainty Principle. "I'm not certain what it is," I said.
This morning it was snowing, and then changed to rain precipitously.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 12, 2023
If the rain in Spain falls manly on the "plane" (plain) why don't the wings get wet ???
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 18, 2023
The Junipers were at it again.
Mrs. Juniper wanted to know why Mr. Juniper couldn't get her a ring as big and luxurious as the one Mr. Catalpa got for his wife.
Mr. Juniper was skeptical. "I saw the ring," he said. "It wasn't very larch, judging by ap-pear-ances. Stop pecan on me and don't be a beech. What wood yew have me do, go out on a limb and ask my pawpaw to Linden 'nough money to get you the latest apple-iances? I willow a bundle after I do that. I don't suppose yew want anything locust. You're plum loco, and you're driving me bananas. I think I'll go to the bar on Elm Street and get trunk!"
So he went to the bar and promptly got potted.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 30, 2023
Elmer Fudd: - Wook here, you wascawwy wabbit, I'm 85 and I've chased you for 84 years now. How come you're still awive?
Bugs Bunny: - Well, Doc, you know what they say: Old Rabbits die hard
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 1, 2023
Time for some geology jokes
Tectonic plates are washed in a geo-sink-line
Hundreds of millions of years ago, the earth became so cold that the oceans froze 400 feet deep. The continents were covered with continental drifts.
It was not a gneiss time to be alive. No Schist!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 1, 2023
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 2, 2023
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 2, 2023
My previous puns were submitted to the unappreciated puns group on facebook, and they have not been rejected.
I usually crosspost my puns. If I'm really cross, I post them twice.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 2, 2023
"unappreciated puns group on facebook"
and
The
's PUN Thread appeared WAY before facebook was EVER invented
and
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Apr 3, 2023
How about serving tectonic omelettes on the tectonic plates? Geysers do smell like rotten eggs sometimes.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 3, 2023
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 3, 2023
" The prof 's PUN Thread appeared WAY before facebook was EVER inventedsmiley andlaugh"
That contains no puns, not even lame ones.
She walked the red carpet at the awards ceremony, wearing a gold lame gown. Everyone agreed that the gown was pretty lame.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 3, 2023
"That contains no puns, not even lame ones"
Do lame puns need a leg up ?
No disrespect to a pun that's got an artificial leg
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 6, 2023
"Shouldn't you see a surgeon about that gash on your leg?"
"Nope, I think I'll go to the DIY section of the bookstore and get a book on sewing up wounds."
"Okay, suture self."
If you spend a lot of money to influence the outcome of an endeavor, you might end up outfluencing the income.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 7, 2023
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 12, 2023
Anna Pell O'Day was married to a doctor, but they divorced. Now she keeps the doctor away with a restraining order.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 13, 2023
"In lieu of flowers" means there are flowers in the loo
Sentient trees record their adventures in logbooks
When all is said and done, more is said than done.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 13, 2023
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