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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jun 16, 2023
Are cows the original bicorns?
If you crossed them with unicorns, would you then get tricorns?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 16, 2023
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jun 16, 2023
I am a fan of Triceratops. T-rexes are overrated.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 16, 2023
If Dino soars ? are they classed as ufo's ?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 17, 2023
My dog was a melon collie baby. She was melancholy because her half-brother, a skye terrier, flew off and never came back.
My half-brother was attacked by a shark. He lost a couple limbs saving me. He said he would give an arm and leg to keep me safe, and he did -- literally.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jun 19, 2023
When on a leash it turned into a Borderline Collie.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 19, 2023
Did you hear about the dog who became a renowned chef. He specialized in German Shepherd's pies
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 20, 2023
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jun 20, 2023
That pitcher threw a canny ball
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 20, 2023
What you need is a pitcher who can handle a steady stream of balls
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 20, 2023
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 25, 2023
With all the talk about orcas attackig yachts, Ive been thinking about a report that an orca was seen riding a dolphin. It was no accident. He did it on porpoise
Did you hear about the dog who became a renowned chef. He specialized in German Shepherd's pies
Ewer Flaskly grew up in Hell's Kitchen and went on to be a pitcher for the Margaritaville baseball team
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 25, 2023
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 6, 2023
Why they were arrested:
Jar of spice:"I maced someone."
Scarf: "I was an accessory to a fashion crime"
Cement block: "I helped someone sleep with the fishes"
Ham actor: "I chewed the scenery"
Godzilla: "I'm innocent. I was hungry, so I decided to go eat up the street."
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 6, 2023
Street food?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 6, 2023
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jul 14, 2023
The Police were about to arrest the notorious hacker, but he ran somewhere.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 15, 2023
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 16, 2023
Mrs. and Mrs. Breadslice were arguing.
He: I'm the breadwinner while you loaf all day.
She: Let's not argue about dough. That would be a crumby thing to do.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 16, 2023
Re-pungent ? Is that a bloke telling the same pun again ?
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