h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll give you another key

Because if you want to hear Putin on the Ritz you need to be a key member of his party

He's devious. I think he's Putin us on.

My friend has a coy carp but he can't train it co's it's deafSo it has to wear herrings aids

I trebled as I entered the bar, wearing my Easter bonnet where the villages musician's croquet players who were feeling rather crotchety after the losing their last game of croquet.

Hens keep fit with their daily eggs-ercise on the farm's garden lawn. They start by running on the spot and when they are on an Easter egg roll, they give it a little push as the Easter egga rolls down the garden lawn.

*Easter eggs

Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?

Attila the Hen.

I am hooked on to fishing for compliments on how I am so-fish-ticated in the way I dress. I am bass-ically fin-tastic in all I do, especially when I go angling in East Anglia where I fish for my supper.

Your a "dab" hand at this




for peoples of the worldnot from our part

copied!
Dab is a common flatfish all around the UK, but are at their most abundant in the North Sea. They will live over sandy, muddy and to a lesser extend shingle seabeds down to a maximum of around 100 metres deep. Dab are a small fish and one approaching a pound is a very good catch from the shore.

Earnest Ernie had a berni steak at the Berni Inn with Bernie.

sea creatures have they're own language it's called Morse Cod

If they live near Scandinavia, do they have Norse Cod>

Everybody except Boris Johnson and other Brexiteers know every cod is Norse. Maybe we should send them some herring aids

Even the cods from cape Cod in Massachusetts?

everything and everyone has they're plaice in life.
Even Columbus flounder'ed America (I think?)

I was going to make a pun about America, Vikings and Columbus, but I was cod off

This fish and chips meal that I ordered batter be good. My friend said her fish and chips tasted brill but when I asked her which fish and chips she bought it, he would clam up.

that should have been she not he.

The village fish seller would sell seafood and fish from under her garden crab apple tree and for every two crabs sold they would get a bag of crab apples for free.

The creator of the universe etc was a

In the beginning - cod started creation..

And ever since, we've all been floundering.

- Sea if I care said the Urchin prickly