h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mrs. Strawberry lived a long time because she was well-preserved.

If strawberry fields, whose the batsman ?

I wa going to suggest Eleanor Rugby, but it's the wrong sport.

I just checked. Harry Lime's at third man and Margot Fonteyn's on point.

And Mr. Littlechap is the shortstop.

Cricket is a wicked game

Did Elvis sing to steaks ? love me tender ?

I know a restaurant that has great jambalaya. Come with me and I'll bayou some.

The joiner went to the butcher for a joint of meat for her Sunday roast. She joined her friends for their weekly meat up at the artisans club where they had club sandwiches which were filled with roast meat.

She was soft-spoken, but word got out about the sandwiches at her delicatessen. Fans said that she spoke softly but carried a big club...sandwich.

I was eating a home-baked rock cake as I was rocking in my rocking while listening to rock music that was being played on my radio.

Q: Why do you never go by train?
A: Because my heart knows the highway

it's hard to "keep track" of the trains here

The 'rocking' rocket scientist sang "Rocket man" when the rocket sending a satellite which appeared on satellite television. She then went for lunch where she had rocket salad.

The baker's daughter married the mason's son, and they formed a pop music group, which specialized in stone and bun* music.



*rock and roll, boulder and croissant, etc.

Q. What overweight opera star was discovered in a pyramid in Egypt?

A. Two-ton Carmen (Tutankhamun)

two ton car mum ? why not buy a smaller one ?

If we get a huge snowstorm on April 1, will it be a Nor'Easter?

Fred lost the thread of the conversation when joining in the needlework conversation thread. He was getting distracted by his failed attempts to thread his needle.

Spring gives April a spring her step as she wait for the April showers that will brings showers of colourful flowers and rainbows. She is full of the joys of Spring when she is preparing her potato salad with chopped spring onions and then endives into the lettuce and chicory leaves to give her salad more flavour.