h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Every year in May visits Maybole in Scotland for a May bank holiday weekend break. She also visits the bar in the quiet village of Barr where no-one gets barred.

May greets her family and friends on the 4th May with "May the 4th be with you".*


*May the force be with you

April would make gooseberry fool on April fools day and would tell people that the gooseberries that she used are from her garden and there is a Canadian goose that visits her garden which she feeds the goose with her gooseberries.

Spring May be delayed this year in the British Isles and in Ireland, but April and May will March on with their progress in their wildlife garden which will be filled with the darling buds of May. April and May will chill out when the cooler temperatures will arrive for the Easter weekend holidays. They will not get cold feet but will still take part in the Easter festivities even though it could get frosty at night due to clear skies, bring a chill in the air.

Who was the ducking's favorite author?

Charles Duckens

How do birds send emails?

Through the Internest

Every year in May, May visits Maybole in Scotland for a May bank holiday weekend break. She also visits the bar in the quiet village of Barr where no-one gets barred.

You should leave your posts the way you are. If there's something wrong with them, they'll be arrested by a corrections officer.

I'd still make book on success for a series of booklets suitable for bus, train and airports concession areas of h2g2 puns.

I'm sure that would be a transport of delight.

Bunny rabbits hop to it when they are hopping with joy as they hop through the hop fields. At the end they are rewarded with a hot cross bun.

Rabbits and hares go to the Easter hop at the hop gardens of Kent. Hop Beer is served at the hop and sometimes it can be quite hare raising when the rabbits and hares get drunk and end up in a fight.

The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the box-spring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”

Inferior dumplings are a sign of wanton neglect.

Is there a best month of Spring? There May be.

After 1750, music lovers in Leipzig grew tired of well-tempered clavichords and fugues. They began to think out of the bachs.

Why would it be wrong to shoot the Venus de Milo?

Because she's unarmed.

This year the Easter eggs will be eco-friendly and be donated by ecologists for the Egg-citing and the very Egg-ceptional environmentally friendly Easter egg hunt.

Every Sunday when it's a sunny day which not only brightens the sky but brightens my mood recharge me with energy from the sun. I have sunny side up fried eggs which helps me stay on the sunny side up.

Every Sunday when it's a sunny day, the sunshine brightens the sky as well as brightening my mood as it recharge mes with energy from the sun. I have sunny side up fried eggs for my breakfast which helps me stay on the sunny side up.