h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

On Friday I have a fried dinner. On Sunday I eat an ice cream Sundae.

Percy Grainger was an eminent composer. His children inherited only half of his talent, but they considered themselves his equals. They suffered form dilutions of Grainger.

I would gladly have traded my kingdom for a but I had to make do with an escapegoat

It was such a vine day, I decided to became a gourd jester. (With thanks to Pierce)

Strangely enough I heard it through the grape vine

Strange Lee Nuff has spread lots of rumors over the years.

Ms Jane almost fainted when she suddenly noticed a handsome young Lord hardly wearing any vines swinging from vine to vine

Tarzan took Jane to the top of a very tall tree and showed her how vast his realm was. There were trees as forest she could see.

He left her to pine fir her sister Hazel

The sugar bowel is bowled over when filled with premiere sugar cubes by the Cubist artist from Cuba.

In the U.K. those who meet up in the chequer inns are wild about wild service trees and drink alcoholic drinks made from chequers which is the fruit of the wild service. They also have a bag of sweets flavoured with chequers and eat them they play a game of chequers.

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In the U.K. those who meet up in the chequer inns are wild about wild service trees and drink alcoholic drinks made from chequers which is the fruit of the wild service tree. They also have a bag of sweets flavoured with chequers and eat them when they play a game of chequers. If they drink too much, they can become very wild and end up in a fight.

In Poplar in the London borough of the Tower of Hamlets, the poplar trees tower over all the other trees. They are the most poplar tree in Poplar.

The Shakespeare play, Hamlet is played in The Tower of Hamlets. The players are mainly ham actors.

A lot of my neighbors have planted Aspens. They are very poplar trees.

I Camembert it any longer, I gotta have some on toast

That's as gouda choice as any.

The blues singer Burt has a cheese named after him called Burt's Blue .

How do you eat Welsh cheese ?
Caerffili!

There is an un-ewesual cheese made with ewe's milk made in Sussex which is made my the milk maids who also make cheese . The milk maids but on embroidered frilly slips on Slipcote cheese with Dill and is a favourite with Dil-an (Dylan) the sheep farmer.