h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...or maybe a red freak?

Well, it was white, as he had a labcoat.

I went to the doctor for some tests. First he let a dogi nto the room. The dog barked and then left. Then a cat came in, took a good look at me, and left.

The doctor charged me $170.00

"But you didn't do any tests!" I protested.

"Sure I did. You got a lab report and cat scan."

I even got a pet scan - from both a and a

makes for a jar of h'amsterjam

Where do Hamsters go on holiday to?
(H)Amsterdam

What do you get when you cross hamsters and beaver?

'Amster-dams!

What was the hamster's favorite car magazine?

Rodent Track

All national anthems are country music

Aunt Hem was a seamstress, or she seamed to be.

When cats are happy and contented it is because they are feline paw-some.

Simba my cat likes to paws for thought when deciding to eat the meal that I gave him.

The boxer was thinking outside the when working out how to overcome the obstacles such as the plank, steps, fence, brick wall, tunnel and box which showed how box clever she was. This showed the judges how clever the boxer was.

I have cat-alogued the many varieties of domestic cat and even got a cat-alogue with cat fashion models wearing the latest fashion in clothing wear. Some cats have been known to strut their stuff on the cat walk.

Shall I re-gale you with my account of the wind gusts I had this evening?

the openair party had lots of gusts attend

I missheard her when she nicknamed me "Sheik Yerbouti"
I thought she said "shake your booty"

The naming of storms has gone down a storm with some of the weather forum members, while other members it is nothing but a storm in a tea cup .

The weather forecaster who correctly predicted the places would get snowed under; felt like they were all on cloud nine. They were snowed under with the compliments about the accuracy and clarity of their weather forecasts.

Golfers make forecasts too.