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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 19, 2018
put a 
on his head = corn on the cop 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 19, 2018
You excel at corny jokes, prof.
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ITIWBS Posted Feb 19, 2018
http://www.google.com/search?q=corn+chex%2C+images&oq=corn+chex%2C+images&aqs=chrome..69i57.14387j0j8&client=tablet-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=gj_oGRnIe_IJHM:
https://www.google.com/search?q=corn+chex%2C+images&oq=corn+chex%2C+images&aqs=chrome..69i57.14387j0j8&client=tablet-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=gj_oGRnIe_IJHM:
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 19, 2018
Flora Baker, the baker of the Baker's Dozen shop, would separate the wheat from the chaff when deciding where to get her flour and other other baking ingredients and equipment from. The bread she baked was the best thing since sliced bread. She was also famous for her bread and butter bread pudding. It was the icing on the cake when she expanded her range with made to order cakes.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 19, 2018
I was practising my corny jokes and puns when I was preparing the corned beef hash which was served alongside corn of the cob and corn bread.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 20, 2018
Pontius Pilate ? never seen a pontius aeroplane before
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Icy North Posted Feb 20, 2018
My wife's just returned from her Pilates class. She now has a certificate for crucifying prophets.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 20, 2018
Pilate nailed it
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Icy North Posted Feb 20, 2018
You should post that here (one of my favourite h2g2 threads):
F19585?thread=468868?thread=&post=5699443#p5699443
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 20, 2018
How do you predict when your hardboiled egg will be ready?
You use Boyle's Law
[It's still your favorite thread 12 years after it ran out of steam, Icy? 
]
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 20, 2018
I can't remember even knowing it existed. This means that I have some credits to cash in by posing in it. 
Trust me, I'm going to cash in. 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 20, 2018
the road was blocked by cows and they wouldn't moo've
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 21, 2018
Who was the first aircraft pilot?
Pontius Pilot (Pilate)
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 21, 2018
A pilot of a new TV show about the life of Pontius (Pilate) Pilot, the first aviator and pilot of the first aircraft.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 21, 2018
Before an airline changes a process they have to have a pilot project to find out if the idea will fly.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 21, 2018
Cows that are well focused become very mootivated to produce high quality milk.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 21, 2018
When cows are told an exaggerated fact, they reply with, "Pull the udder one".
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 21, 2018
When does it rain money?
When there is "change" in the weather.
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