h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My trip to the Grand Canyon cost me a hole lot of money and it gorged my bank account butte it was worth it.

The airlines have became so cash-strapped, they even charged me extra for carrying emotional baggage.

"How did the Grand Canyon look to you?" I asked my sister when she got back from seeing it.

"It was gorges!"

it had me gaping when I saw it

My cousin Craig used to take sightseers for boat rides in the Colorado through the Canyon. It was a sort of rapids transit.

rabbit transit? I tried that once but it left me with bunny'ons

I shot a couple of bunnies and made them into rabbits two (rabbit stew).

I used to have hares on my head

Stoatally gone?

I'd sell my soul to the devil to get my hair back, but there'd be hell toupé.

Hare today - gone tomorrow

Chuck has chuck out his chuck key when getting in a huff because he overcooked the chuck steak.

The news hound would hound her information sources when writing a news story. She would wear a dog tooth two piece suit when at work and has heard many shaggy dog stories from private detectives who with dogged would dodge the steps of the person that they are spying on. They had dogged determination for every client they worked for even when out for lunch eating a hot dog.

Dogs can be very dog-matic about their beliefs and dogmas.

The lap dog was lapping up the praise as she did an extra lap of running around the very large back garden. She got a round of an applause when she finished running as well as her favourite dog treats.

The magician pulled the rabbit out of the hat which was dressed as a mad hatter. But the rabbit escaped and ran off outside where the rabbit escaped down a rabbit hole as it rabbited away to itself.

we got this morning it's snow joke

The news hound would hound her information sources when writing a news story. She would wear a dog tooth two piece suit when at work and has heard many shaggy dog stories from private detectives who with dogged determination would keep their nose on the scent as they sniffed out the trail of the person that they are spying on. They had dogged determination for every client they worked for even when out for lunch eating a hot dog. Sometimes the news hound would accompany them dressed as a member of clergy by wearing a dog collar.

My labrador died - it's a doggone shame.

Was it a black lab, a white lab, a brown lab or a meth lab?