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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 26, 2018
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 26, 2018
There was a gathering of nutcrackers in a small hotel. They all tried to book one suite.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 29, 2018
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 29, 2018
Miss Matics ran a coin shop. Everybody numismatics
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 29, 2018
A giraffe walks into a bar, has a few large ones and a number of long drinks, then falls under a table where he mumbles unbelievable tall stories.
A gazelle walks in and asks: "Who is that lying under that table?"
A hyena laughs and answers: "Thats'a no lion, that's a giraffe!"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 29, 2018
Mr. Wong, did giraffe at that one?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 31, 2018
philately didn't get my stamp of approval
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 31, 2018
The stamp collector went to get in his car and noticed his tires had been punctured. He was philately astonished.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 31, 2018
My friend the coin collector became a member of a club for people of his ilk. They called him the new mismatologist
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 1, 2018
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 1, 2018
The two chiropodists got married because they were sole mates.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 1, 2018
A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when she fell in it and became part of the solution.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 1, 2018
During an earthquake in California a bank went into de-fault.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 1, 2018
Soaring water rates were pushing us into bankruptcy, or insolvency at the very least.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 4, 2018
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 4, 2018
What do they make at the plant?
Chlorophyll for starters. The workers leave in the Spring.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 5, 2018
no night shift, the bulbs keep blowing
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