h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*takes the case and opens his ammo bag*
Lets see... good. I brought some more ammo a while back .

I've disabled SM - flashbangs are really good at close-range.

just remember the plan. .. you should have some mail, Axe.

Guys... load up octiron bullets, and you'll probably be okay.

Octiron: highly magical metal, and should negate any advantage they may gain by using... magic swords.

*opens up his ammo bag and liberally fills it with octiron bullets from a barrel conveniently placed in the corner*

I got the e-mail BTW

*happens to be breaking into h2g2 towers and looking around*

The Starpilot Hotel Space Station's on Abi's desk (C649)!

That creates an interesting paradox. Maybe if I pick it up, CV'll get knocked out by a falling girder or something...

Not that I'd find that /amusing/. It'd be terrible!

Octiron bullets are expensive, so don't take too many

Maybe there should be a "Services" section for us to be in!

*RAISES AN EYEBROW*

*raises his finger from his shift key*

*the explosive locks blow off at the doors, leaving just enough air for the mercs to get to the escape pods* Guys, if your pods head towards the hotel, they will be shot down. Sorry I have to do this. This lock will be the new home of the Anti-Borg Resistance Movement, FYI. Consider this my resignation from the Mercenaries. *the war room goes into an uncontrollable spin which it could never recover from without a fission reactor on board, and the power goes out, leaving only red emergency lights*
[EVA-M] Attention. Please utilize escape pods immediately. Emergency. Message repeats...

*counts...*

One, two three, four of us...

(intercom) Tripwire, Axe. Four to beam directly to bridge (F86300?thread=175574&post=2104360#p2104360 ).

Lets meet up there and discuss this: if CV gets near I'll grav-well him or something...