h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1 - A stationery warehouse
2 - A car
3 - A multi-storey car park - numerous times on varying levels
4 - Under a communal table on London to Doncaster line
5 - Woods
6 - A dubious sauna in London
7 - A far more dubious darkroom in a sauna in London
8 - An alleyway
9 - The rear of a carpet shop
10 - Bed - which only seems unusual by comparison

I never thought my sex life was that interesting until I read all this!

Actually, Number 7 should read "in Amsterdam" - no surprises there, then...

God my life is boring - I've never even done it in a car!!

In my 'limited' experience all I can say is my favourite place is a hot beach at night, my least favourite is a barley field - the prickly barley husks get everywhere and I mean everywhere.

Now my husband's left me I definately need to get out more....

I drive a Mini so theres no real chance of me doing much in there

I can recommend doing it on your boss's desk.

Mostly

Also doing your boss on her desk.

Mostly

Is that with or without the boss present?

Hey, you sneaked the reply in before I asked the question.

lol I was gonna ask the same question Rainbow

Well, if you're doing your boss then she or he (which ever your preference is) would have to be there. But otherwise I would not recommend your boss being there, unless you and your boss is into that kind of thing.

Mostly

I gave my boyfriend of the time a B.J at the back of a Radiohead gig.
But actually having sex would have to a be the Scottish favourite of a graveyard in the middle of Edinburgh ... oh and in the Library of Glasgow Cale when it was closed for christmas. Or standing up, facing each other in the shower (is it just me or is that standing up facing each other a difficult position ... probably just me then...)

No chance in a Mini... Pah, your not trying Leanne!

I once had a Mini and it never held me back. It allowed me to get very up close and personal every time.

It had bucket seats which gave fanastic support just where it was needed most... if ya get my drift!

drift?
~memories of snow again~

In mine theres no chance Ive got bucket seats too but Ive also got my steering wheel adjusted and lowered and a centre console and front speaker pods so theres basically enough room for you to sit in the damn thing!

Ah, the halcyon days of student-hood when you did it whenever, wherever - I can say that possibly the best sex (not necessarily the most unusual) involved a tub of Haagen Dazs and a Bath tub ... WOW!

Ahh!

Well ya see in mine, I had no back seat so the buckets could slide all the way back which allowed for a sort of face to face confrontation.
My roll cage acted as a handy grab rail for an excelent pendulum action!!

Mini's can be wonderful things Ive got back seats but my bucket seats dont move far enough for anyone to get in the back

Back of an Escort - though not the most unusual but probably the saddest, and the owner's name was Dave (though not the recipient of my affections), and he had a CB - how sad?

- In the external toilets of the local Irish Community Club *romantic, not*
- Woods
- School field
- "Road-job"

~through the mists of time come memories of the back of a mini and the local bowling green~
hehehe

How about in the passenger seat of a bug-eye Sprite with the top on. The top got bent. Minis are much easier.
Warning: Hey kids...
Don't do it right on the sand of a beach. Use a blanket or be sorry. Sand is very very abrasive and it gets in everywhere.
And don't believe anyone who says they did it underwater. Water gets in everywhere too. Have you ever used a plumbers tool called a plunger. The hyrdaulic pressure is tremendous and dangerous to plumbing.

How about under the board room table of the Conservative Party Headqu.. oh, hi!