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Just think, all these little 'quirks' being handed down through the generations


'No, you can't have a biscuit, you'll have no room for your tea'

Lx

"Don't drink too much water before your meal, you will fill yourself up!"

'on giving a slap' - "this will hurt me more than it hurts you"

After falling over and standing there ing...

..to be told "I didn't feel a thing"

Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry for.

When I was crying for nothing.

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I also got:-

.... and stop snivelling!!

When I want to do something on my own:
........No, you're not old enought to go there alone!
........What do you mean?!Of course you're still a child as long as you're living in this house with me!
But, when I expect her to extually behave like I'm still a little girl:
.......Just look at you!You're acting like a little baby, when you're old enough to live on your own!!!!
Yeah. as if!!
Mums.....
Well, this liitle girl is going to have couple of and go to sleep.

"This is a broom, this is your head, let's see what happens when they collide..."

"cough it up, it might be a gold watch."

"If you keep fiddling with that, it'll end up dragging on the floor behind you." (Another lie)

"Just wait till your Father comes home!"

Whenever I hurt myself, my Father always said "it won't hurt when the pain's gone"

"If you keep fiddling with that, it'll end up dragging on the floor behind you." (Another lie)


Damn right it's a lie

If you chop your toes off with that lawnmower, don't come running to me!

Have you had a look in your ears lately?

'Eat your carrots they help you see in the dark'

Don't cut your toe nails on a Friday or a Sunday

On a boiling hot day as you leave the house in shorts and T'Shirt

"Are you sure you'll be warm enough"

I'm 37 and my mother says it to me, my daughter is 11 and I say it to her, we both have perfected the eye-rolling "Oh Pur-lese Mother"

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Lx

"Don't put jam on a magnet"

"Never lean over on a Tuesday"

RF

I think it is deemed bad luck to cut your nails on a Friday or a Sunday.. as Holy Days

What if you chew them off instead?

Lx