h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the badger race

The badger's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyr'd dead

(To the tune of "The Ball of Kirriemuir")

Four-and-twenty badgers
came down from Inverness
And when the war was over
There were four-and-twenty less

Chorus
Singing - Balls to the weasels,
Stoats against the wall,
If you never get badgered on a Saturday night
You'll never get badgered at all.

Big PC Badger he was there
The pride o' the Force
They found him in a stable
Trying to mount a horse

Chorus

The badgers of the Kirk arrived
And were surprised to see
Four-and-twenty Bonobos
Hanging from a tree

Chorus

There was foreplay in the hallways,
And fondling in the ricks,
You couldn't hear the music
For the swishing of the peewits.

Chorus

They were kissing in the Barley.
They were kissing in the oats.
Some were kissing sheep,
but most were kissing goats.

Chorus

The village badger he was there
Sitting on a vole
Pulled his foreskin over his head
And whistled though the hole

Chorus

Badger O'Flanagan he was there
And in the corner sat
Amusing himself by abusing himself
And catching it in his hat.

Chorus

I have no idea what the tune is, but I'm glad I got to see it before it gets removed

the tune - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SNZv_CxkiY

Truly enlightening song

Run badger, run badger, run run run
Bang bang bang bang goes the famers gun

swl, I've saved that one!

So raise the scaaaaaaarlet badger high...

And it's even better knowing the tune

One is nearer Badger's heart in a garden than anywhere else on earth.

I'm too sexy for my badger.

http://www.eviltrailmix.com/snapesexy.swf

Warning above link has flashing colours. I always forget to put that in the post itself.

Beelzebub has a badger set aside for me...

Imagine there's no badgers
It's easy if you try

And she wheeled her wheelbarrow
Through the streets broad and narrow
Singing 'Badgers and weasel, alive alive-oh'

Last night there were four Badgers
Tonight there'll be but three



O Badger of Scotland,
When will we see your like again

Shall I compare thee to a Badger?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:


Is this a badger which I see before me,
The teeth toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.


Out, damn'd badger! Out, I say!


Friends, Romans, badgers, lend me your ears!


A badger, a badger, my Kingdom for a badger.

Hey, hey, badger, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Oh, oh, badger, way you shake that thing
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
Hey, hey, badger, when you walk that way
Watch your honey drip, can't keap away.



There's a badger who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And he's buying a stairway to heaven.



Walkin' in the park just the other day, Baby,
What do you, what do you think I saw?
Crowds of badgers sittin' on the grass with flowers in their fur said,
"Hey, Boy, do you wanna score?"
And you know how it is;
I really don't know what time it was, woh, oh,
So I asked them if I could stay awhile.



Spent my days with a badger unkind,
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start,
Going To California with an aching in my heart.

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the rising sun
And it's been the ruin of many a badger
And, Lord, I know I'm one.