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The Great American Songbook, Vol. 2: Irving Badger

- Let's Face The Badger And Dance
- Top Hat, White Tie and Badger Tails
- Putting On The Badger
- Alexander's Badger Band
- Badger To Badger
- I'm Putting All My Eggs In One Badger
- The Song Has Ended (But The Badger Lingers On)

Or the John Travolta classic from Grease - "Greased Badger"

And was Bonnie Tyler really Holding out for a Badger?

I need a badger
I'm holding out for a badger 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a badger
I'm holding out for a badger 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

The Great American Songbook, Vol. 3: Cole Badger

- Just One Of Those Badgers
- I Get A Badger Out Of You
- I've Got You Under My Badger
- I Love Badger In The Springtime
- Badger the Beguine
- In The Still Of The Badger
- What Is This Thing Called Badger?
- Miss Badger Regrets


(And so do I... )

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic badger.

Well done Otus

Thank you.

There are those Beatles songs, too:

PS I Love Badgers
I Wanna Be Your Badger
Can't Buy Me Badgers
Eight Badgers a Week
You've Got to Hide Your Badgers Away
You're Going to Lose That Badger

Never let the sun go down on your angry badger

Why did the badger cross the road?

badger -> badger

So many films awaiting a badger re-make:

One flew over the badger's sett
Wuthering Badger
Saving Private Badger
What's eating Gilbert Grape
Badgers of the Caribbean
The badger always rings twice
The importance of being a badger
Dial B for Badger
Sweeney Todd - The Demon Badger of Fleet Street
To Kill a Mocking Badger

How many badgers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One will always be slobbed out in front of the set.

Knock knock who's there?
The Missus
The Misus who?
The Missus who keeps badgering me to change the light bulb.

The Badgers of Wimpole Street

What's that coming over the hill, is it a badger?

The red badger courage

Badger say that a sentence is factually significant to any given Badger, if and only if, Badger knows how to verify the proposition which it purports to express - that is, if Badger knows what observations would lead him, under certain conditions, to accept the proposition as being true, or reject is as being false.

Then there's Old Possum's Book of Practical Badgers, a collection of poems that includes my favourite, Macavity the Mystery Badger

Me and my ba- ba- badger
Strollin' down the avenue