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Can you write badger?
Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee Posted Mar 21, 2010
Hey, Joe, where you goin' with that Badger in your hand?
Can you write badger?
sigsfried Posted Mar 21, 2010
Incy Wincy badger climbing up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the badger out
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Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee Posted Mar 21, 2010
Regrets? I have a badger.
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Rod Posted Mar 21, 2010
À la recherche d'un blaireau perdu - Remembrance of a badger lost
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sigsfried Posted Mar 21, 2010
Are you thinking what Badgers are thinking?
Which had it been their slogan at the time might have convinced me to vote for them.
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sigsfried Posted Mar 21, 2010
I have a dream that my four little Badgers will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character.
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Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee Posted Mar 21, 2010
Ask not for what your badger can do for you, but what you can do for your badger.
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Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee Posted Mar 21, 2010
You turn if you want to - but this badger's not for turning.
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hygienicdispenser Posted Mar 21, 2010
No no, no no-no no, no no-no no, no no there's no badger.
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loonycat - run out of fizz Posted Mar 21, 2010
One bright morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead badgers got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their claws and shot each other.
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Mar 21, 2010
oh well - if it's getting like that...
Spring is sprung
The grass is ris
I wonder where
The Badgers is...
(in honour of it being March 21st today)
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Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee Posted Mar 21, 2010
'Scuse me while I kiss the badger.
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Noggin the Nog Posted Mar 21, 2010
"A badger," said Gandalf. "Now I understand".
The badger is all that is the case.
In a hole in the ground there lived a badger.
It was the best of badgers, it was the worst of badgers.
They call me Mister Badger.
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Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee Posted Mar 21, 2010
All happy badgers are the same. But each unhappy badger is unique in its own misery.
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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Mar 21, 2010
"incy wincy badger..." 
Ich bin ein Badger.
I'm Badger!
No, I'm Badger!
I'm Badger and so's my wife.
(not sure if we had that one already).
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Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee Posted Mar 21, 2010
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single badger in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
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Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee Posted Mar 21, 2010
IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a badger.
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Mar 21, 2010
I now pronounce you badger and badger.
A badger is never late.
Badger Potter and The Half-Blood Prince (etc)
The force is strong with you young Badgerwalker.
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- 83: Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee (Mar 21, 2010)
- 84: Rod (Mar 21, 2010)
- 85: Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee (Mar 21, 2010)
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- 88: Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee (Mar 21, 2010)
- 89: Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee (Mar 21, 2010)
- 90: hygienicdispenser (Mar 21, 2010)
- 91: loonycat - run out of fizz (Mar 21, 2010)
- 92: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Mar 21, 2010)
- 93: Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee (Mar 21, 2010)
- 94: Noggin the Nog (Mar 21, 2010)
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- 96: Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee (Mar 21, 2010)
- 97: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Mar 21, 2010)
- 98: Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee (Mar 21, 2010)
- 99: Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee (Mar 21, 2010)
- 100: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Mar 21, 2010)
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