h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm just toying with him HI. I'm a bit bored and drunk.

Then have at it m'dear. Was just worrying you were taking him seriously for a second.

My mistake

Amongst the many spheres of activity that I actively explore to comprise my knowledge; sport is and remains one of the rare exceptions where my ignorance is not merely profound but cultivated.

I can just about rustle up the interest to maybe watch the snooker (even if the colours confuse me) and I like Professional Wrestling - largely, I suspect, because it isn't real.

glad we're friends again.

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Peace

"We apologise for the inconvenience"

warner youve cracked it

both yours and waz's eyes are on, you using 2 computers or just 2 browsers and different windows?????

""" What has being an atheists to do with knowing or not knowing about sport?"""

True, Im sorry.


O.K This is a serious question.

If there is intelligent life in space would they play sport and what type of sport in your opinion?

ultra krikkit

""ultra krikkit""

How in the universe would you play it?

Eradicate all known forms of extraterrestrial life-forms.

Clive,

For me sport remains an enduring and neurotic obsession. I absolutely love it. In my youth I played just about everything and without it to channel my energies I doubt I would have got through school without expulsion. Now I'm just an avid anorack about it.

Games and their patterns fascinate me in a kind of psychological way and also the emotional drama and passion needed to win. I think there's also a class thing as well. My roots are working class and sport was always a traditional expression in our family of assertion.

But yes, I'm pretty weird for a girl

""Eradicate all known forms of extraterrestrial life-forms.""

Was this sport invented by G.W Bush?

What if they are better players?

its played behind a 12foot wall with the supporters on the outside

various implements are placed on the playing field,

basically you grab something, run up behind an oponent him one, run away and then appologise, from a distance

read H2G2 its in one of the 5 books of the trilogy????

I think my inability to catch, kick or otherwise interact with a ball moving or stationary without falling over my own feet in my youth, left me pretty much inured and inoculated against it's charms which I'm assured are multiple but fail to rouse me.

My usual reply on being asked the England result from last night is mild surprise and an inquiry who the match was against.

I guess that makes me a pretty weird boy.

taff

Thats not a sport its a deformed version of Rugby!

Sports as a do-it thing, yes. But I hate the ijits who know better than any coach, could do better than any player and have never been there themselves. Any pub with a TV switched to sports will have me have my elsewhere. (small league ex , and I know I could never have made it in the Paris-Dakar)

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how come you didn't end up as a prop forward???????

those are my qualifications

and a capacity for

Because rugby confuses me.

The goal is in front but we throw the ball backwards. This seems self-defeating. I told the P.E teacher so. I was never called of the bench again. Worked like a charm .

Rugby is goood