h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well in that case........how can I possibly refuse ........where and when???

You'll need to get yourself down to London, I guess?

RF

well that's possible......used to live there yrs ago anyway so know it quite well

Has it occured to you that I might look like the back end of a bus???

That's alright...I don't judge people on how they look, I'd rather have nice people around me. Of course, it's possible to be both nice *and* goodlooking (like me! ), but I reckon looks are overrated. I've met some so-called "beautiful" people who were actually extremely nasty - I was married to one such.

Anyway, you could always send me a photo.

RF

I could send you a photo if I had a pc at home at the moment, which I don't .......mine died on me and haven't got round to sorting out a new one yet!!! Internet access is limited on work PC's so can't get to azahars photo thingy either

If you want to be sick, then you can visit my web page at www.faceparty.com/tsarina and you'll find a couple of pics there!

If you want to Email me a pic then send it to [email protected]

Hello Sereph...........what you doing up at this time of day or should that be night?

my knee woke me upi smacked it on the bed sunday n its all black n swollen..ouch

I saw something interesting and rather funny today. These two magazines, I think Heat and OK, had some contradictory headlines. One had the headline Why We Love Our Curves, and showed three women, one of them Rachel Stevens. The other magazine had the headline Hating Our Bodies and also showed a few women, including Rachel Stevens. They had the same celebrity saying she loved her curves and how she hated being fat in the same week. And to make matters worse, the front pages were using the same photo of her to illustrate it.

Hmmmmmmmm Rachel Stevens? Curvy? I don't think so? That's what I call skinny! Please feel free to contradict me tho

Rachel's opinion, or the opinions of those around her, about her body are going to be mostly worthless. She's in an industry that thinks anything that can't be shoe-horned into a size 1 is too fat.

I'm not familiar with her, but a quick surf for some pictures shows some where she looks fairly healthy, and some where she looks anorexic.

Being a lady with ample curves myself I tend to think of anything less curvy than a Reubens picture to be skinny

It's funny how peoples perceptions of 'curves' differ so greatly.

having just seen tsarina's pix off face party.

yes you are curvy (sorry for being male, nice cleavage! i can't help it. i'm a man, we're visually stimulated creatures) , yes you are attractive, yes you have lovely sexy long hair.

and why don't you smile more in your pictures? you have a lovely smile!

i knows what i likes and i dont mice me words when i says it. ok?

I've not seen any of the above photos - on a work computer, and might get a few raised eyebrows, but you sound interesting - I've made a note to look later.
I'm definitely a curves sort of guy. Skinny lasses look like toast racks when they lie down - not nice!
Off the top of my head, I like that woman off "Location Location" (Kirsty Allsop?) - a nice set of curves there. Fern Britten(?) is also gorgeous. Personal preference, I know, but I like a woman you can get a hold of when you're chasing her around the (bed)room! Kate Moss and her size 4 cronies looks like she'd snap if I caught her.

Sorry if I caused offense with anything here, not my intention.

All I can say, Xanatic, is stop reading such rubbish magazines!

RF

Oi, I only read the headlines. After debating in this thread I noticed mentions of curviness on their frontpages, that's why I tend to look at them. I don't read the things, I'm an übersexual male.

Purely in the interest of research I'm doing on the Victorian Age, I was just looking at some nude photos from back then. From an age before cosmetic surgery and Atkins Diets. And you know what, they look a lot sexier that anything you'd see on a catwalk today.

Why thank you ....it seems I have a knight in shinig armour, albeit an invisible one .....ho hum the story of my life, find a man and I can't see him to grab him

Anything you might see on the catwalk these days is just an animated coathanger in my opinion.....they don't do fashion for REAL women!

The fashion models are real women...real women on heroin! Kate Moss was the classic case of looking like you had just come down from a really bad, six-month long, battle with Crystal Meth. While some of the models have attractive tails, the rest of them is built like a 10 year-old boy. Unlike Michael Jackson, that just doesn't work for me!