h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I only like the honka honka thing when I have full and free liscence to Twang back

Now thats what *I* call fun!

It's a date. I'll even make you breakfast if you play your cards right.

Referring to K.A.'s figure, one website had a discussion about whether she should pose in her undies to prove that she was "curvy" rather than "fat". Much banter about whether it was necessary, whether it would spoil her "posh" image, or whether it could be done in a suitable "arty" way.
The decision was split, but was irrelevant, as (afaik) she hasn't done.
Unless anyone else knows differently...?

Oh, and as I was typing just now, a non stick-insect figured woman in the tearoom read out loud from the cover of a womans' magazine:

"Are you apple or pear shaped?"
She paused for a second or two then proclaimed
"Neither - I'm a sack of potatoes!"

Why should she need to prove anything? beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.And there is a lot more to hold if you are curvy.

Pah!

I'd need to know the size of your hands before I'd even consider thinking about allowing you to make me breakfast young sir!

I dunno... they think the gratutious offer of a cursory parp parp and a manky fry up is all thats needed

Whatever happened to finesse?

Manky fry up? You'll be lucky with a bowl of coco-pops with that attitude.

Probably luckier with a bowl of cocoa pops than a cursory parp parp I reckon!

I think the parp parp has been out parped

I don't know. I go out of my way to make these women feel special and all I get is abuse. Now you'll tell me that an 'arris grabbing is out of the question.

I'd rather have a bowl of cocopops

Anything for a bowl of Crunchy Nut? Now _that_ sounds wrong.

It also sounds like a prediction

Ten out of Ten for (being very) trying tho

Honestly! The things we say to unruffle the male ego and allay their insecurities; Blame it on the media!

They do say size doesn't matter.....

And they're right.

RF

lucky for curvacious voluptuous [ok fat] me my hubby loves my abundance of curves... but you non curvy women don't despair, as there are also plenty of men who like very thin women...

fortunately we are a wide and varied race and variety is the spice of life

Leave out the F word there, Lady! Curvacious voluptuous makes you sound absolutely scrummy! Just add "flirtacious" and I'd be in heaven!

moonhogg and to all others.. i do apologise for the use of the F word, its not a word i like to use.. tend to go with large usually, and i always tell my colleagues off for using it.. so i must have suffered temporary insanity...

deepest apologies and so nice to see so many admirers of the chubbesque.. i love you all darlinks

ive got some chubb to spare if anyone neefds some