h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was watching a program on Reality TV, where some woman was put into a corset which made her waist only 18 inches. That did not look good. She actually had a very nice waist before she put it on. They more interestingly did an MRI on her while she was in corset, which showed the compression of the internal organs.

Sexiness is all about proportions anyway, not size. And a woman with no body fat is not attractive.

Lesbians seem to prefer muscles, from what I can make out. (How's that for a sweeping generalisation about a huge section of the community?)

Ben

I can think of one muscle that they...

I trust you are all doing your Kegels regularly, ladies?

Kegels??? PLease explain...

Vitals are in inches, the first one is around the bust, not the ribs.

Kegel exercises are also known as Pelvic Floor Exercises, they exercise the muscles that go round the entrance to the vagina. They get badly stretched in childbirth, but it behooves us all to do them. The difference can, apparently, be felt!

(They are the muscles which stop the flow of urine when peeing, so they are easy enough to find, and discreet enough to do. One can get conical weights for a real workout!)

Ben

hence the name Kegels, der Kegel = the cone in German.

dont ask for a cone in german

It can also mean a bowling pin, thouh, or just the mathematical object!

Well colour me eduacated....

true you learn something new everyday

You people scare me and yet I am fascinated and slightly in love with you all. Did anybody hear Jonathon Ross the other week on the radio talking about plump girls being squeezed into corsets, I thought he was going to have to go for a lie down in a darkened room. Jon is a man totally in touch and comfortable with his own sexuallity and that of others and he says it better than anyone. Think of the words: plump, or skinny. Which sounds sexier to you?

I really enjoy dancing, and watching dancing, but it occured to me the other day (not for the first time) that in many ways the bodies of dancers are definitely a little odd. I mean, I love the shapes they make, and I enjoy watching both male and female dancers, but what do other people think? Are they attractive bodies, or simply interesting in what they can do and the lines they create on stage?

WHAT?!?

Well, belly dancers for one needs a bit of fat or it won't work. But a lot of those "music video dancers" have too flat stomachs. A six pack on a girl is not attractive.

Oh, I don't know... If a girl wants to bring me some beer that's fine by me....

Sorry....

Yes men definitely prefer girls with no curves, or with curves, or thin or fat or tall or short, (that is if they prefer girls at all)

What about girls ... do they REALLY prefer men twice thir age with big bellies, or is that just something fat old guys like me like to think ...

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Well Merdo, m'dear, I guess it all depends on the size of your........bank balance.

....... Many a true word...............

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