h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't be silly! Bums are just for weekdays!

Come the weekend, every bum becomes a king.

weekday bums or weekend bums? could it be that I have made a serious number of faux pas? I .. never made a difference, what's the common convention for that?

As usual, an H2G2 discussion has er, er, what's the OPPOSITE of deteriorated.

PP

This quite stereotypical discussion of bum-groping is just meant to be a distraction from the fact that men like to carry towels around for no discernible reason!

The towel is so we can wipe our hands if a female bum comes in reach !

Anyone here watch those Gordon Ramsay shows? Don´t all the chefs on there wear tea towels in their belts for wiping their hands?

They must be seriously deformed if their belt-line is over one shoulder.

"...men like to carry towels around for no discernible reason!"

Tut tut. There is always a reason to carry a !

of course there are reasons to carry a .. and there are reasons to grope bums ..

I might even remember some of them

just worked out why i carry the towel on the shoulder

with one quick flick i can silence the smoke detector

......and to dab away the tears of joy as our culinary efforts are praised by the little ladies

How about not burning dinner in the first place?

PRAISE Mal

Praise Mal? Good idea!

I woulldn't bother if I were you. I praised Mal for YEEEEEEEEARS, nothing happened..........not even a minor miracle

Try ing more.